shitpeasant

Meaningless but entertaining insult coined by Chris Horner on MSN on 23rd March 2003, at about 10.30 GMT

"Stooo, you're a shitpeasant."

by Stooo March 23, 2003

Fuckin' Bitches in the Shitter.

1. Term specifically used in soccer for badly beating another team.
2. Having sex with a dirty slut in a Port-O-Potty.

1. "So how was the game today?"
"We won 5-0, we were Fuckin' Bitches in the Shitter all game long."

2. "That ho was slutty. She wanted it so bad I had to pull the car over and I was Fuckin' Bitches in the Shitter."

by Bad Andy November 7, 2007

Shittens

A term used to describe the state of ones' hands after the successful completion of fisting someone or something in the anus due to their similarity to brown mittens.

Derived from: "shit mittens"

Also can be used as a show of surprise, anger, or disappointment.

Person 1: "So, did you get your brown wings last night then?"
Person 2: "Not only did i get them, I also got a pair of shittens!"

Person 1: "Shittens mate! thats fuckin brill!"

by Team lean supreme May 26, 2008

shithead

A person with a completely horrible personality. Known as 'Defecation of Character'

God, you're a shithead!

by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009

face shitter

One who frequently or just repeadtedly shits their face. They are failing in an effort to express a logical thought in words understandable by humans.

Guy #1 - Misspeaks
Guy #1 - Ahh let me start over
Guy #1 - Incoherent garble

Guy #2 - You're quite the face shitter tonight aren't you?

by Matt P - the non english one May 17, 2007

SHIZZLE SHITHEADS

people who create stupid slang words or who speak stupid slang words in order to be cool...

Yo you hear that shizzle shithead talking on the celly like he's nelly to nobody just trying to get a rep. Ill put a bandaid on his left cheek and make him my nelly.

by CRUSHER March 6, 2005

Shittens

noun, slang

The term for a pair of socks worn as emergency mittens to clean oneself after a drug induced festival attack of diahorrea.

"Day 2 - 12.00pm - after his accident ,and in an act of desperation, Shakey Blakey removed his retro Pumas and turned his socks into temporary Shittens, so he could clean himself up enough to not offend anyone else watching the De La Soul set. Party on!!"

- Ronny Biggs' Essential Festival Diary 2001

by Ronny Biggs October 21, 2005