Someone from (or lives near) Seattle
1. Watches crappy sports teams
2. Drinks A LOT of coffee
3. Lives in perpetual rain
4. Laughs at Californians who whine about how 'cold' it outside
1. Watches crappy sports teams
2. Drinks A LOT of coffee
3. Lives in perpetual rain
4. Laughs at Californians who whine about how 'cold' it outside
by Aleria November 16, 2004
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It rains about 9 months out of the year. The rest of the year it's so hot there are forest fires galore. I was born and raised here and I'm moving to California as soon as I can afford it.
Speaking of money, it's extremely expensive to live here. The people are super unfriendly on the streets. Especially if they can tell you're not from around here. I've unfortuneately found myself doing the same thing more and more recently.
I pay over a grand a month for a small studio. The buses always make me late for work. And the drivers here are atrocious.
The lattes however will make you stay forever. And once you find your niche(if you ever do) you'll probably never leave.
If you move to Seattle, don't expect it to be grand. Good luck.
It rains about 9 months out of the year. The rest of the year it's so hot there are forest fires galore. I was born and raised here and I'm moving to California as soon as I can afford it.
Speaking of money, it's extremely expensive to live here. The people are super unfriendly on the streets. Especially if they can tell you're not from around here. I've unfortuneately found myself doing the same thing more and more recently.
I pay over a grand a month for a small studio. The buses always make me late for work. And the drivers here are atrocious.
The lattes however will make you stay forever. And once you find your niche(if you ever do) you'll probably never leave.
If you move to Seattle, don't expect it to be grand. Good luck.
Hey what the fuck is that bright thing in the sky?!?!?!
Oh shit man, its the sun, it show's like once year in Seattle.
Oh shit man, its the sun, it show's like once year in Seattle.
by Missy and Ty April 7, 2008
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Home of the Seahawks football, Mariners baseball, and Sounders soccer teams, Seattle is a wonderful place to live and sight see. It is home to the famous Space Needle and Pike Place Market. No matter where you go in Seattle, it's going to be memorable.
by Gamertag19 May 17, 2011
Get the Seattle mug.Lots of Seattleites think they are victims of government or capitalism. "Look what you've done with my life!" or "How dare you impose this government upon me!" is their furious motto. They hang out in little revolutionary coffee shops plotting their next direct action or meaningless protest. Some may openly flaunt Communist badges or paraphernalia. Other Seattleites are ginormous yuppies so full of themselves their hot ego fog blinds their ability to see anything clearly. These people drive around in some trendy hybrid dick-ass car or bike to work (knowing nothing of vehicular cycling) making SURE they disobey every single traffic law possible while looking like a total spandex assfag. Then, there are the "true" Seattleites who were born here and basically think other Seattleites deserve to be executed. These are the silent urban trolls who will violently attack any innocent conversation traveling their direction. "You're not from here? ARE YOU! (motherfucker implied)" is a beautiful and customary greeting of the natives. Everyone in Seattle pretty much completely despises everyone else in Seattle for living in THEIR Seattle. Seattleites are officially the world's most pussified and temperamental people that have ever existed.
by hotForSTALIN April 27, 2011
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Jack: Hey, your going to Seattle University too?!
Dave: Yeah, man it's gonna be crazy fun in college!
Jack: Oh no, they dont allow any kind of parties on campus and none of the girls are hot or willing to have sex.
Dave: Oh shit, so basically high school?
Jack: More like middle school.
Dave: Yeah, man it's gonna be crazy fun in college!
Jack: Oh no, they dont allow any kind of parties on campus and none of the girls are hot or willing to have sex.
Dave: Oh shit, so basically high school?
Jack: More like middle school.
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This Syndicate is leaded by it's boss Daniel "Big One" Regis and also known cause of his influence of beeing the godfather as "Regis Mafia". The Seattle Mafia also operates in Atlanta, Great Falls and Europe.
This Syndicate is leaded by it's boss Daniel "Big One" Regis and also known cause of his influence of beeing the godfather as "Regis Mafia". The Seattle Mafia also operates in Atlanta, Great Falls and Europe.
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