Self-Styled Psychos

People who kick ICP fans asses

self styled psycos kicked his ICP loving redneck ass

by cait sith November 7, 2003

Self-edumacate

When as a student you have missed way too many classes and finals are coming up so in an attempt to not fail your classes you try to teach yourself an entire course in one week!

- Howz studying for your finals going?
- Not good I have to self-edumacate!!

by Elitefaith87 April 19, 2009

self-smush

self-smush refers to the act of having sex with one's self, aka masturbating. From the Jersey Shore phrase, to smush meaning to have sex.

Steve was having a tough time scoring with the ladies, so he decided to stay in on Friday, curl up with some lube and tissues, and self-smush the night away.

by Charles IV October 2, 2010

Self-Blumping

Using a fleshlight with a mouth-shape to pleasure oneself while taking a dump on the toilet.

Self-blumping

by Pablo Escobarr February 27, 2011

self control sprain

Self control is just like a muscle, and, when overused, it gets strained and doesn't work anymore.

I've been studying all week. Now I've got self control sprain. I can't make myself wake up or stop eating cookies!

by lilgrnfrg May 25, 2012

Self-stranging

When a person sits on their hands until their hands go numb then proceeds to masturbate. The purpose of this is so that it feels as though someone else is performing a hand-job.

After Lou broke up with his lady, we had to endure his incessant rant about how he now must resort to self-stranging.

by sKedUlinGsavAnt September 27, 2013

selfalingus

Going down on oneself

Thanks to my yoga class, i've become a master in selfalingus

by Manchu333 November 14, 2016