by cait sith November 7, 2003
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self-smush refers to the act of having sex with one's self, aka masturbating. From the Jersey Shore phrase, to smush meaning to have sex.
Steve was having a tough time scoring with the ladies, so he decided to stay in on Friday, curl up with some lube and tissues, and self-smush the night away.
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by Pablo Escobarr February 27, 2011
Get the Self-Blumping mug.I've been studying all week. Now I've got self control sprain. I can't make myself wake up or stop eating cookies!
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Get the self control sprain mug.When a person sits on their hands until their hands go numb then proceeds to masturbate. The purpose of this is so that it feels as though someone else is performing a hand-job.
After Lou broke up with his lady, we had to endure his incessant rant about how he now must resort to self-stranging.
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