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golden screw

Anal intercourse culminating in urination rather than ejaculation.
Charles sent his butler down to the garage to fetch some plastic sheeting.
"Dirty bugger," thought the butler, "He's gonna have a golden screw tonight."
by Dunky Oggins January 25, 2004
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Screwed Blued and Tattooed

This phrase actually comes from the tanning industry. The order of operation was to kill the animal with a bolt gun (screwing it) then to blue the hide (blued) and then to tattoo a quality mark on the hide (tattoo).
If you are screwed, blued, and tattooed, it means that you're fucked.

Screwed Blued and Tattooed
by Newbie0 March 27, 2010
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screw

The sonar identified the submarine as British, Trafalgar class, having a single screw.
by rich May 18, 2004
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screwed up

Some one who is messed up or deformed.

Someone who is stupid or ugly.

Someone who is screwed or in a screwed up situation.

Someone who doesn't make sense
That dude over there is one screwed up ugly retard.

You are so screwed up.
by Jonathan Hoffman October 12, 2002
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screwed

Sex

Something Gone Wrong

In england it can be said as in giving a dirty look
I screwed her last night

Awww man we're totally screwed

Why you screwing me for?
by 3da aka Dejavu June 4, 2004
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Screw

refers to a technique of remixing rap music which developed in the Houston rap scene in the early 1990s by Robert Earl Davis Jr. aka DJ Screw. This is accomplished by slowing the tempo.
"If It's Too Fast I Can Screw It Up"
by PlayasNation May 26, 2009
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white trash screwdriver

5 o'clock vodka and Sunny D. Warning, may lead to "Dance 'o' clock" which is a bastardization of the name of the liquor used to create the drink, and the time at which the consumers of the beverage start dancing wildly and off-tempo to pretty much any audible sounds.
Morning After:
"Dear God, what have we done?"
"White Trash Screwdrivers."
"Ohhhhh...man...but that doesn't explain why there are people passed out on the hardwood floor?"
"That was from Dance 'o Clock..."
"Fuck, don't tell me Dance 'O clock just happened..."
"Yep. It just happened."
"Is there any Sunny D left?"
by tequilagloworm April 1, 2008
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