8 second bull ride

When you are fucking your wife or girlfriend in the doggy style position, you grab one hand full of hair and one on her shoulder and get a good grip and tell her " You really remind me of my ex." And see if you can hold on for the full 8 seconds. My best time is 5.....

I think I'm going to try the 8 second bull ride tonight.

by Cory T December 31, 2007

second fiddle

an inferior position (see also play second fiddle)

He hated the idea of playing second fiddle to his rival.

by Light Joker August 16, 2005

Second Family

The collective word for your aunt, uncle and cousins

Yeah we are going to go visit my second family next week. (Uncle Jared, Aunt Sarah, Cousin Jennifer, Julie and Dylan)

by akararules July 24, 2010

Second-hand embarrassed

When someone does something so foolish, asinine, or awkward that you feel embarrassed FOR them.

Man, I was so second-hand embarrassed when that sang Call Me Maybe during karaoke.

Did you see just see that guy get slapped in the face by that girl? I'm so second-hand embarrassed for him.

by Hindenburg June 19, 2013

University of Second Choice

University of Southern California. Because a large amount of the student body wanted to attend other, more prestigious universities (especially UCLA) and instead had to settle for USC because of its lower academic standards.

I wanted to go to Stanford, Berkeley or UCLA, but I didn't get into any of those so I'll be attending the University of Second Choice.

by a trojan is only good once December 19, 2007

(random number) second rule

When you drop food on the floor and it takes you longer than 5 seconds to pick it up, you shout a random number larger than 5.

*drops food
"(random number) second rule!"
*picks up food

by kj7771 May 19, 2008

second

A length of time that is very-under-exaggerated.

<Killer> Hey there.
<Spiller> Hi, I'll be back in a second.
<Killer> Okay.
*** 20 minutes later ***
<Killer> ...
<Spiller> I'm back.
<Killer> Where were you?
<Spiller> Hang on, back in a second.
*** Killer is offline ***

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 2, 2003