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scootercide

when you’re riding a scooter and it hits the back of your ankles and you just wanna kermit
me:i’m gonna kermit scootercide
fat aunt karen:good no one loves you anyway you piece of shit you are a disappointment to the family you anorexic bitch
by ur all noobs March 9, 2019
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Scooter Chav

This is a version of a chav. They can be seen scooting around the estate in their full Adidas tracksuit, and are often seen scooting with a can of boost or some form of alcohol. They may post a video of their scooting skills on Instagram, but they will get very mad if it gets under 150 likes.
What to do if a scooter chav approaches you:
Run. For. Your. Life.
Scooter chavs are very intimidating, they may throw their scooter or an empty beer bottle at you if you are not. careful.
"Run! It's a scooter chav!!"
"I'm scared of scooter chavs"
by Popiiiiiiiii June 9, 2019
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scooter girlfriend

the girlfriend of a scooterer. these girls love their scooter boyfriends. They are very loyal and will sometimes even hug their scooter boyfriend in public. A scooter girlfriend is every tween's dream.
Wow Bradley! I can't believe you have a scooter girlfriend already! We're 12 and she's like 12 and a half already. I've seen you guys hug in public. How does it feel to hold hands with a girl?
by DaddyPickle February 22, 2021
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Scooter pop

When you have high hopes of sitting down and taking a good poop. What comes out is a lackluster loud pop of a fart with a little poop nugget. Resembles the sound of a scooter backfiring.
I felt like I had to take a massive poop, but it was only a scooter pop.
by PeaceLL March 19, 2021
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Scooter Cooter

A hot chick in short shorts and a tank top riding an e-scooter.
ME: Did you see that chick on the scooter?
FRIEND: Was she ugly?
ME: NO WAY! She's was a total Scooter Cooter!
by Jivefool July 25, 2021
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Scooterman Timaru

Crazy old man in Timaru New Zealand who has a youtube channel and thinks he is a superhero.
Scooterman Timaru spreads smiles and happiness to the best of his abilities.
by ScootermanTimaru October 6, 2021
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scuteru magic

Scuteru magic it's a special thing that nana floare use to catch hăndalaii that go to Martina
Scuteru magic for nana floare it's like micunealta secretă for Mickey Mouse
by Lelu6969 November 28, 2021
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