donky-schlong

The schlong of a donkey

Hey Mr. Bundy, check out that donky-schlong. It looks angry

by gorilla-man October 22, 2003

Quim my Schlong

This is a universal turn-of-phrase that I came up with one night in a slightly drunken state among friends, and has gone from strength to strength in our local community.
This can be used as either a good or a bad thing to replace other phrases, or even both in the same line. Can be used in a huge variety of applications...
Note: This does not literally mean "vagina my penis"

BAD: "You're really starting to Quim my Schlong"
GOOD: "hey, see that girl over there, she's really Quimming my Schlong"
CAN BE USED FOR MORE THAN ONE THING: "If your keep quimming my schlong, I'm gonna come over there and fucking Quim your Schlong!!!"

"You're quimming my schlong in all the wrong ways"

by Martin Summerfield July 28, 2008

Schlong o' da' Month club

girl's night out; a bunch of us lucky dudes

Fran says to Gwendalyne..., "This place is really suckin' tonight,'cept for that dude by the jukebox".
Gwen says..., "YEAH! He must be in the Schlong o' da' Month club"!

by jjjimmyB April 27, 2006

schlongis

yeah in other words...a penis u idiots

Will wishes he had a bigger sch-longis than John!!!!!

by Hitokiri Battousai October 9, 2003

Schmangle

fucking someone hard in the vagina

I schmangled Taylor so hard!!!

by FuckingTaylorDaily March 16, 2012

Three Day Schlong

A penis that is so large it takes 3 days to completely penetrate a woman during sex

The reason I was gone all weekend was because I was having sex with Chris and he has a Three Day Schlong!

by Dr. Gray October 7, 2011

Schlong

Any salami-type processed meat packaged in a long-oval-cylindrical sleeve.

Peppridge Farm makes several types of schlong.
Schlong goes well with cheese and crackers.
Ex. Please cut me a slice of that tasty schlong.

by shh-long June 26, 2003