robot alarm clock

The alarm clock of the future.

Stupid alarm clock! Malfunctioning again! You're supposed to serve humanity!

by lunar April 4, 2003

robotscrewer

NO OFFENSE MEANT OR INTENDED
A women who prefers vibrators or sex toys to the company of men

Friend: did you fuck her
Other friend: Nah she was a robotscrewer

by djhero66 December 22, 2014

Dr. Robotnik

The non-Japanese name of the main antagonist of the Sonic The Hedgehog franchise. He is a mad scientist bent on world domination. He has been called Eggman since Sonic Adventure in 1998, and has always been called such in Japan, though canonically his real name still remains Dr. Ivo Robotnik.

Sonic: "Oh no, Dr. Robotnik imprisoned the animals again. I'll save them!"
Eggman: "You'll never stop me, the great Dr. Robotnik!"
*Sonic destroys his machines*
Sonic: "Think again, Eggman!"

by udusers1 September 12, 2014

seizure robots

robots that give you an epeleptic seizure

dude i was looking at this website and seizure robots popped up and i had a seizure

by Lord Xalian December 3, 2003

rock 'em cock 'em robots

When you take a metal tube, place it around one's shaft, and insert the erect penis into a female socket.

My penis was so hard it cut every condom I used so i had to put a metal tube around my cock so that I could fuck those pussies rock 'em cock 'em robots style.

by shashafta July 21, 2009

Robotard

slang; reffering to someone who trips on Dextromethorphan
similar to MJ's stoner

look at that Damn robotard!
damnable robotard!

by Jeff November 30, 2005

RobotMechanic

An ex lover of OrangeSlice and former singer of the 80's band, "Poison". He may be annoying at times, but it's difficult to ignore him for his aroma makes you want to like him and speak with him more. His new best friend, Natsume, had recently told of their love affairs. Now the world hangs it's head in shame.

<RobotMechanic> I find the word penis funny
<RobotMechanic> I realize i might be annoying
<RobotMechanic> and i'm a japanese school girl

<RobotMechanic> I'm perfect so i don't have problems
<RobotMechanic> Sora's gonna have alot to say when he reads that

<southprk666> hey homorobo
<RobotMechanic> is this gonna be a constant thing with you?
<southprk666> most likely
<RobotMechanic> *sigh*
<RobotMechanic> okay i better start getting used to it

by Sora July 20, 2004