Rule 7 

Generally defined as "Don't take the piss." Often quoted as an in-joke, to someone making a foolish suggestion or just taking liberties.

You can do anything you like, mate, but Rule 7 applies

Rule 7 by Tzanti September 2, 2006

Rule 63 

Rule 63 is an internet rule that means "For any given male character, there is a female version of that character." This also apply to female characters turning into males. Unlike Rule 34, there are two exceptions to this rule. A: the male character is already so androgynous that a female version would be basically the same, or B: the female version hasn't been drawn yet.

Man: Chun-li is so sexy right about now.
Woman: Bah, here's a Rule 63 Chun-Li without boobs and now with a penis.
Man: Ok that's wrong...Now let me show you Dante with a Vagina and Brest.

Rule 63 by TheFallenWriter July 16, 2010

rule 133

If you met your girlfriend/boyfriend online then you are dating a one armed lady hooker named Steve.(Unless there is webcam involved, then his name is John.)

On interwebs
person 1: Hey baby looking for a good time?
person 2: Yea...wait rule 133

rule 133 by Carlb0t January 11, 2010

Rule 144 

The best (possibly only way) to make a troll go away is by giving him food
Exception: if the troll is female, there is no troll

Kathy: This guy has been trolling my facebook for days
Rich: Give him some food, he'll go away, Rule 144
Kathy: seriously?
Rich: ya Rule 144 nearly never fails

Rule 144 by Linkhunter10 January 14, 2013

Rule 34 

If it exsists, there is a porn of it, if there isn't there will be, there is NO exception to this rule as of now.

You cannot be 100% specific about this rule.

I saw a rule 34 of Scooby Doo - Correct.
I saw a rule 34 of Micky Mouse and Optimus Prime - Wrong.
(Please note, since I have suggested the second example, it is now being worked on by Insane Japanese Hentai Anmiation Artists)

Rule 34 by Abokasee June 14, 2008

Rule #357 

Rule #357: No newbie (newbie is defined as anyone employed less than 6 months) shall send out a global email. This will prevent his inevitable embarrassment of sending information that everyone, but him, already knows.

All,
The internet is down!
thanks
Dan

This example is a very generic example of a newbie breaking Rule #357

Rule #357 by Joekelli December 24, 2008

rule 102 

no matter how many remakes there are of the original, no matter how good the remake is, the original is the best.

This works for both the internet and real life.

dude: Yo, did you get MW2.
Dude2: yo, rule 102.
dude: You suck.

rule 102 by UnderageO.D. October 30, 2009