Rooter

A British router used by urban British thugs.

Jaz, can you help me use my rooter...Rectify, what the hell is a rooter? It is what I use to share my British internet.Oh, you mean a router. Yeah thats what i said a rooter.

by Rectify April 20, 2005

Roto-Rooter Special

Examining her pipes, clearin 'em out and leavin 'em open - all for the low, low price of ___________ (insert ungodly demands here).

"Awww damn girl... Got my back hurtin' - ahh it's all in a days work though. Got that money for me, ho? What? Bitch, it's the Roto-Rooter Special, you'd best pay the bill and smile."

by Corndawg 'N' Fries October 5, 2004

red rooter

one who fucks a chick when she has her rags

why is your dick red? are you a red rooter?

by cam July 8, 2003

ROOKIE

someone that has never gotten a piece of ass

Susan is such a rookie.

by some1 September 9, 2003

roofies

The real quicker-picker-upper

"One roofie, two roofies, three roofies, ill fuck 'er!"

by terry twatter July 8, 2009

rootbeer float

is a type of sexual play that occurs when one partner has diahrea, either naturally or threw means of enema, and shits in a glass. Then the male partner is arroused to the point of ejaculation and creates a nice foamy topping of jism. Afterwards either partner drinks it.

"Maybe you wanna come over for a rootbeer float?"

by Special Specialist August 17, 2007

Roofie-bear

Rum soaked gummy bear. Has similar intoxicating effect as a roofie.

It seemed like she wasn't that into me.... Until I gave her a roofie-bear.
Synonym: rummy-bear.

by Mycharona July 5, 2009