puerto rican beacon

Noun- this is when a puerto rican stares at you with such intensity, its like you're staring into the brights of a lighthouse.
usually triggered by racist comments, etc..

jimmy-hey, look at that queer puerto rican

Sam- carefull man, don't piss him off, hes on the verge of the puerto rican beacan.

jimmy-wut.

Jose-*puerto rican beacon*

-jimmy melts in pure terror-

by poopballs69 August 30, 2009

Puerto Rican Field Goal

When you are taking a number 2. And someone is doing the same thing on your lap in between your legs.

Hurry up I have to shit too, or unlock the door and we can puerto rican field goal it up

by Bobby April 11, 2005

Rihannabe

someone who wants and tries to be like Rihanna

Kristen: Look at that girl. She's got her hair cut long in the front and short in the back.
Sarah: Yeah, she's a Rihannabe.

by guess i got mah swagga back November 17, 2011

Puerto Rican Eyepatch

A sexual act in which a guy cums in a girl's eye, and immediately punches her in the same one, giving her a black eye.

Originated by a midwestern Puerto Rican.

Girl: That frickin' Erick gave me a Puerto Rican Eyepatch last night, I can't go out.

by Madi sonn. April 11, 2010

Rihanna'd

The vigorous pummeling of your girlfriend with her umbrella for giving you genital herpes

Chris Brown's altercation with Rihanna at a pre-Grammy party (Rihanna'd)

by Sexually Transmitted Disease February 22, 2009

Puerto Rican Shrimp

Cheddar Cheese Curls.

Alexandro and Roberto sat on the stoop, eating their Puerto Rican shrimp.

by Burn No Bridges January 9, 2008

sorta rican

Someone who is half puerto rican, or looks like they might be puerto rican.

Dude.. with your hair like that, you look sorta rican.

by TZ January 29, 2005