rectumize

To rectify forcefully

We need to rectumize this situation.

by bangem June 17, 2003

rectum rubber

A rectum rubber is another term used for poofter

There was a rectum rubber ramming his pooh proder up the rectum rubbers date

by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 1, 2004

rectum

A collision of one or more objects.

girl: That was too close I thought you'd rectum.
boy: Rectum hell. Damn near sphinter!

by kozykole May 8, 2003

rectum raider

a gay man who has deep anal sex, like regan C.

Regan C is the chief rectum raider, because he's gay.

by John Fishe February 23, 2008

optic-rectumitis

A condition that results when your optic nerves and your rectal nerves get crossed up and you get a "crappy" outlook on life.

"What's his problem?"

"Must be suffering from optic-rectumitis."

by bob March 23, 2005

theological rectum

Someone who appeals to a made up definition of "theological cult" in order to derogatorily call another religion a cult.

When I said that Rev. Jeffress was a rectum, I was using the definition of a theological rectum.

by the_narrator November 12, 2011

Dick recluse

A bunch of dudes bone'n a female and/or male.
This creating a muddy, shitty, mess which resembles a spider (brown recluse)

Nate and his buddies were fucking a grandmother creating a dick recluse.

by Nesto September 24, 2006