dude ranch

A homosexual activity place where dudes wearing only ass-less chaps walk on all fours and prance around like animals. they are usually accompanied by another scantily clad dude who rides said males and usually whips them while yelling "ride 'em cowboy!"

Jacob has ridden 4000 dudes at the dude ranch. a pineapple may have been involved

by Dr.Sexy3000 August 11, 2010

Man Ranch

a dressing made of human gland-ular secretion. Usually inticed to expellment by a person's sexual partner and then applies to various food items such as, but not limited to: Salads, vegetables, meat, poo, or eaten "on the rocks".

Jim gave his girlfriend a big load of MAN RANCH to go with that tossed salsd she was having. Where are the Ass Croutons? she wondered

by e-rips September 26, 2003

Geek Ranch

In regards to something lame or stupid.
As opposed to "Cool Ranch" Doritos.

A:"Dude,Timmy's so lame."
B:"Yeah. That kid's geek ranch."

by Scott Nash February 16, 2009

dude ranch

a)When you hit up a house party and all the people there are dues. No chicks present.

b)GTs In London

How was that party on friday? That shit was a damn Dude Ranch

by Funk April 25, 2003

Mustang Ranch

The place where Jesse Ventura had sex with whores. In Nevada.

Yo call me back later, I'm at the mustang ranch!

"JESSE VENTURA HAD SEX HERE!"

by David Barnes March 28, 2004

Highlands Ranch

One of the best places to live in America, wonderful parks, lovely houses, a great school program, and is in the best states in America.

Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: Highlands Ranch
Person 1: Lucky.

by Joshthecoloradofan August 14, 2010

Dab of ranch

Means when someone cums in a blunt/bowl of weed and smokes it

Man u want to hit this Dab of ranch i just cummed in it

by Wolf423 February 17, 2018