Mouth queef

A woman burp so deep it came from past her pussy.

Bonnie:"burrrrrrppppp, oh man that came from past my pussy?"

Jolene: "did you just mouth queef?!"

by The Dropper August 9, 2013

Word Queef

Saying something outloud that you didn't mean to say.

I called my friends girlfriend a troll by accident and it was a total word queef

by Waredjilliams August 2, 2018

Gully Queef

When someone smokes a juul out of a females beaver and blows the smoke up a females anus

Person: “Hey man did u hear about what Cole did last night?”
Other person: “No what happened”
Person: “He gave that girl with the big a$$ a gully queef.”

by Big meat October 22, 2019

Bloated Queef

It's just like a queef, but one with a gush of moisture, juices or enzymes afterwards. Sometimes it is streaming, sometimes it's just a fine mist.

After I stuck it to Kylie for a while, she sneezed and had this bloated queef push me back out of her!

Damn near gave me whiplash!

by $hIti0T June 14, 2014

Man queef

When you have a fart that rolls up your sweaty ballsack and pops at the top

What's that smell?
Oo it's just my balls rolling out a nasty man queef.

by Klops January 16, 2011

Queef Nugget

A vaginal projectile, propelled by the force of a particularly powerful queef. Usually a crusted remnant of a womans most recent ovulation, or perhaps the hardened remains of a particularly impressive ejaculation. Most commonly produced by only the skankiest of women with the most questionable of hygenic habits. Sometimes used as a colorful insult.

As if the sound of the queef wasn't enough, i felt something bounce off my left nut and I swear to ever loving christ it was a queef nugget!

Get off my mom you fucking queef nugget!

by Jaszen September 20, 2005

Queef Etiquette

When a female queefs the male can only laugh if she begins to laugh herself. She most initiate the laugh otherwise the male is considered an asshole.

(Hump.Hump.Hump.Queef) Female-Hahahahaha. Male-Hahahahahaha. Thank you for using Queef Etiquette.

by Toolizm May 19, 2010