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Puking baby

Life of Being a mom in two words
by Bethanymomlifeward July 24, 2017
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will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke

One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.
Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!
by QuacksO August 4, 2018
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puke bucket

an empty box of wine in which drunk friends throw up into together
Dude, we drank so much boxed wine, I had to use the box as a puke bucket.
by soujlaboytellem September 14, 2018
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puke magnet

When babies and children always puke when your around or taking care of them.
I’m sorry Terry puked on you. He’s been fine all day. Your like a puke magnet.”
by Swordart 239 October 8, 2018
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puke promise

A sworn oath made by a person out loud into a toilet in between uncontrollable dry heaves and torrents of vomit, offered as negotiation with God if He will end the pain.
"I puke promised to stop jackin off to nasty shit, but I threw up like four more times."
by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019
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turtle puking

Turtle puking, when holding a poop to the point that it is just poking out but than accidentally letting diarrhea spray into your pants. Much like the common thing called turtling but the next step up.
Guy 1: last night at the club was so embarrassing.
Guy 2: what happened?
Guy 1: I must of ate something bad because I thought I was just turtling well waiting for the washroom but I ended up turtle puking
Guy 2: bruh you did not just tell me you turtle puked at the club
by Crisper72 April 4, 2019
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Puke a dog off a gut wagon

Uuhhhhhhgggggg this coleslaw is so gross you could puke a dog off a gut wagon!
by puddytat April 27, 2019
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