pukeybear

An overly adored boyfriend or girlfriend or pookiebear that one is always hearing about or forced to witness in person.

Plural form: pukeybears-a couple with each person acting like a pukeybear.

1. Ellen: Edward is so hot. He is always doing things for me. He is such a sweetie. I love my pookiebear so much. He....

Adele: He is a pukeybear.... (retches)

2. No way can I eat with those pukeybears over in the next booth loving on each other.

by kero frangipangi pants February 5, 2009

Puke Parade

When some dumbass drinks too much at the party and pukes all over your house

"Damn, that kid went on a puke parade last night, and my house is now the same color as the jungle juice."

by BigBallsBert February 4, 2010

pukeslide

When a person trips/falls, vomits in the air, and goes on to slide on their stomach, the vomit acting as a lubricant.
Commonly happens on surfaces that are slippery when wet, such as grass.

Dude 1: Hey check it out some kid was playing soccer and just did a pukeslide halfway across the field!
Dude 2: No way man, thats custy!

by People Call Me Fat December 26, 2009

PUKEWORTHY

Any specific event/ happening/ thing that encourages a stomach tossing reaction.

That disgusting horror flick was absolutely "pukeworthy".

by kCarlyMae November 23, 2010

pukemaster

Occurs when you make someone laugh so hard that they vomit.

Mike just pukemastered Andy

by The Real Slappy McGee April 6, 2011

puketory

The hellacious period between knowing you're going to throw up and actually vomiting.

Oh man, I was in puketory for a solid 30 minutes last night, I just wanted to get it over with and fall asleep on the bathroom floor.

by DeadManPrd April 9, 2011

Puketastrophe

When a baby vomits after a bottle, the entire bottle, with the force of the exorcist behind it, covering the baby, the caregiver, and the room in baby puke.

Sorry I'm late for work, I was on my way out the door and the baby had a puketastrophe.

by Babymama0915 June 23, 2011