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Progastinator 

Individual who waits until their fuel light has been on a few days before stopping for gas.
"I don't want to stop for gas, it's so cold outside!"

"Kim, stop being such a progastinator."
Progastinator by Sweeetpot November 14, 2014

Procrastination 

I'll type an example of how "procrastination" is used in a sentence tomorrow.
Procrastination by Pialinist June 10, 2020

Procrastinatory Noshow 

Usually an acquaintance or friend that promises to visit you and friends for social events like Clubs, beaches, restaurant meet and greets, or just chilling at a friend's house only to constantly procrastinate and never show up. They also are known to get angry at inviting friends and exclaim "Why don't you guys ever visit me where I'm at?" as a week counter.
Shy: Hay Loni, are you actually coming to the party on June 15th or gonna just say you are or not show up?
Loni: I'll totally show girl.
(The day of June 15th)
Shy: Really Loni, are here yet?

Loni: (from comfyness of her bed not getting up) I'm on my way chill girl.
(9am June 15th)
Shy: Loni WTF, you said you were coming but you didn't even show up late. Why do you always not show up when you say you will? At least tell use you can't make it and have an excellent excuse to back it up!
Loni: Why the hell don't you guys ever visit me? Why the hell should I go?
Shy: Cause you live in someplace in Tennessee not in Florida. Why the fuck don't you do what you say you will?
Loni: Fuck you guys why don't you visit me?
Shy: Because your a fuckken Procrastinatory Noshow! You don't even link with us anymore!
Procrastinatory Noshow by Shockdragon September 15, 2018

Procrastinatorial 

A secret, rare form of the verb "to procrastinate." The word, since 1390, has been phased out of the english language due to questions of legitimacy and proper grammar rules.
The procrastinatorial aspects are dependent upon different factors of procrastination.
Procrastinatorial by United, We Live November 27, 2018

Procrastinatory 

My procrastinatory ways of leaving my laundry in the basket for 2 weeks is going to get the better of me
Procrastinatory by DameGiggles January 1, 2020

Procraptinator 

Derived from the meaning of procrastinator, a procraptinator is one who sits on the toilet too long, too lazy to get up or not wanting to get off their phone.
"Dean, get off your ass and come clean these dishes!"

"Bruh he's a procraptinator. He ain't getting up anytime soon."
Procraptinator by Lady_Merry013 August 16, 2016