Preset vu

The act of trying to press the AM/FM Radio preset button to change the station and you press the same preset button that the station is set to.

"Matt had a preset vu trying to change the radio station and selected the same station as he realized he had selected it before."

by MattyFranc December 9, 2016

Presentalgia

PRES·ent·AL·gia
noun
a. An urgent desire to remain in the present moment in order to savour, capture, and store every moment of love, joy, and meaning.

b. Presentalgia stems from an acute awareness of how time speeds up that evokes a careful and deep longing to pause in the moment, and freeze time.

c. To bluntly reject the promising embrace of nostalgia and yield to the present moment; enveloped in an intoxicating joy, togetherness, and health surrounding all things and beings to be loved by, and to love.

**Because life is all too short**

"I don't want to listen back to recordings of my time with my family and friends with nostalgia. I want *presentalgia*-- to feel that very same feeling while it's still there, together, happy and healthy." ~S.B.K.

by ConqueringEntropy June 16, 2017

Priested

When you cum on a somethings forehead and then draw a cross in the cum on their forehead

Paige came over last night and I priested her

by Jessy jams January 18, 2018

priest rub

Common male pattern baldness of the circular type, frequently located on the crown of a males head.

"Dude, that guy is going bald quick!"
"Yeah, he's definitely got the priest rub going"

by Horse head March 14, 2019

Priestley protector

A Priestley protector is someone who vapes a ridiculous amount and idolises mediocre pussy SIMP. A Priestley protector can be seen defending mediocre pussy on snapchat stories, or by other forms of communication. A Priestley protector is highly known for their nicotine addiction, and is sometimes found smoking Dokha whilst using the dating app Yubo.

Person 1: Hey man where were you last night?
Priestley protector: Sorry mate, I just got this new box mod, I was blowing O's in my bathroom all night texting Jess
Person 1: God damnit! You're such a Priestley protector SMH

by dankapplesauce June 3, 2019

priestitute

A woman who thinks she was called to be a member of the clergy.

"Look, that woman thinks she's a reverend! She's a priestitute!"

by Liberservative July 7, 2019

priest hole

A place for a priest to hide their penis. The anus.

in the pet shop No Mr Gere I don't believe it's for your nephew. I think we both know it will only end up in your priest hole.

by mcgruffallo April 16, 2019