Definitions by mcgruffallo

chilli-dicking 

Applying chilli to the penis for sexual gratification.

They kicked me out of seminary after I got caught chilli-dicking.

chilli-dicking by mcgruffallo November 13, 2021

Big Bacon 

A corporate conspiracy of pig farmers whose tentacles of influence extend into politics, Hollywood, and the media. As founding members of ALEC, Big Bacon frequently sponsors pro-bacon legislation and are rumoured to have been involved in the Kennedy assassination.

"Big Bacon donated $3m to the Trump superpac"

Big Bacon by mcgruffallo July 24, 2021

priest hole 

A place for a priest to hide their penis. The anus.

in the pet shop No Mr Gere I don't believe it's for your nephew. I think we both know it will only end up in your priest hole.

priest hole by mcgruffallo April 16, 2019

prayer closet 

a euphemism for an S&M dungeon

"It's been a tough week at the senate committee hearing. Can't wait to get some me time in my prayer closet."

prayer closet by mcgruffallo March 27, 2019