Oh my god I have never in my life heard such bragging , boasting and self-indulgent rubbish about being a polak. I found out that being a polak would make you the smartest , handsomest , bravest and greatest in the whole wide world. Wow is that for real or the whole polish nations suffers of irreversable brain delusion.
May I humbly ask what exactly makes the polaks so extremely clever is it the size of their heads ? What are their great achievements for the mankind ? Is it the fact that when other nations were busy bulding Empires and spreading culture the polaks were still living in tribes and were eating raw meat?
Or perhaps was the fact that they "saved'" Europe from the ottomans but how exactly did they achieve that is quite a mystery to me. Oh I forgot it is their "divine" beauty unforseen nowhere else. They should have called themselves not Poland( the land of the farmers) but Beautyland. It is still nit too late though.
Cheers polaks you take first place at least at unsupported boasting !
May I humbly ask what exactly makes the polaks so extremely clever is it the size of their heads ? What are their great achievements for the mankind ? Is it the fact that when other nations were busy bulding Empires and spreading culture the polaks were still living in tribes and were eating raw meat?
Or perhaps was the fact that they "saved'" Europe from the ottomans but how exactly did they achieve that is quite a mystery to me. Oh I forgot it is their "divine" beauty unforseen nowhere else. They should have called themselves not Poland( the land of the farmers) but Beautyland. It is still nit too late though.
Cheers polaks you take first place at least at unsupported boasting !
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A tight nit group of people that have humongous foreheads and use the word Kurwa and Pedal way too much. They think that having a high vodka tolerance makes them respectable. Most of them drive crappy euro cars and ride the penis's of the ones that have the nice cars. They always need a ride, but they always bring a bottle with them at all times. They think their country is on top when they have the record for the fastest conquer ever by hitler.
A tight nit group of people that have humongous foreheads and use the word Kurwa and Pedal way too much. They think that having a high vodka tolerance makes them respectable. Most of them drive crappy euro cars and ride the penis's of the ones that have the nice cars. They always need a ride, but they always bring a bottle with them at all times. They think their country is on top when they have the record for the fastest conquer ever by hitler.
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