Squishy Pineapples

Clenching onto a male's balls and squezzing so hard they pop.

My girlfriend told me if I dumped her, that she would gove me "Squishy Pineapples".

by Darkbuol94/Megatrousers94 September 11, 2009

The Pineapple Incident

an insanely hilarious episode of the TV show how i met your mother in which Ted does 5 shots, gets super drunk and cant remember how he got home with a girl and a pineapple in his bed.

The Pineapple Incident is the funniest episode of How I Met Your Mother!

by psychopathickitties December 27, 2008

pine

to really really want something or somebody. see synonyms at mwagala.

I pine for a bucket of chocolate sorbet.

by dreyer's June 13, 2001

pine nigger

Derogatory term used to describe a person of native american heritage, typically those of the reservations in northern Minnesota, due to the abundance of pine trees and natives there. Especially useful when describing a native american in this area that acts black.

See that pine nigger over there with his blue gangsta jersey? Yeah, right over by that pine tree and the other five pine niggers stealing that car.

by broken weiner December 7, 2006

Pineapple Sunrise

Waking up first thing in the morning, from sleeping on your back, to your sex partner's butthole in close proximity to your face whilst they urinate on your stomach. Also known as a Hawaiian Alarm Clock, a Waikiki Wake-up Call, and an Anal Aloha.

Whilst on holiday in the American-Hawaiian islands with my man-servant, Wellington, I felt a trifle of warm liquid upon my mid-section. Much to my surprise, twas Wellington's mudhole I spied, mere centimeteres from my coutenance as he delivered unto me a jolly-good Pineapple Sunrise. What-ho!

by Lord Worthington Terdholm August 10, 2009

pine hills

AKA Crime Hills...a shithole west of downtown Orlando. Called the anus of Orlando by locals. Full of scum...you don't wanna break down in that neigborhood.

A:Yo Pine Hills...that place is wack.
B:Werd to Big Bird.

by Bakalaka October 9, 2006

Pineapple Penis

1-2 weeks after shaving your pubes/base of dick. The hairs remind you of the pricks on a pineapple, resulting in a pineapple penis.

I pulled down my boyfriends pants to see that he had a serious case of pineapple penis so i gave him a razor and told him to shave it.

by TheKingofHerPleasure November 21, 2011