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Obama Philosophy

Where you say an amazing, epic speech to someone in need or help in life, to make obama proud!
Everyone wishes they could change something in their past, somethings they have said, done or anything else, but that's life you gotta not think about the past but only, the future. The future is a present that you can shape and create to whatever you want..." I said. "Damn, thats was some good Obama Philosophy right there
by Blooxpert February 26, 2011
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philosophosical

a moment in which you talk like a smart person and are able to prove your point therefore making the person listening to you look bad
I just pwned you with my philosophosical speech.
by G0L1A7H February 23, 2008
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philosophy

The study of pretension and douchebaggery.

Also known as "bastardized psychology", given that nothing in psychology gets published in modern articles without empirical evidence, rigorous testing, and data analysis. Psychology is the REAL study of the brain, the most complex thing in the universe.
Guess what? I'm a philosophy major. I study knowledge through outdated theories that have no place in modern society and are responsible for illogical policies in earlier history.
by P0lyamor0us May 4, 2008
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Breitman Philosophy

A commitment to excilence involving fraternity parties and the girls that attend those parties. Practicing of the Breitman Philosophy: 1: No fat chicks at any party because they are fat and noone likes them anyway. Ex. G Phi B, AEPhi. 2: Goobers, "Gamers", nerds, fags, deuches shall not attend any party becuase they talk to each other and noone else ,are a waste of space, and creep girls out. Ex. Honig. 3: Party with other greeks becuase its fun and most of them are really cool guys and it gives your house good rep. Ex: April 27, 2007, the party that made AEPi and ASU history. WELCOME TO THE NEW ERA OF AEPI.
In order to run a successful fraternity, follow the Breitman Philosophy. Followers include: Brock, Stolier, Stromberg, Weisenberg, Hirshman, Mindlin.
by Cobra Chi December 26, 2008
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Philosexual

Philosexual is a sexuality, just like Gay, Straight or Bi. Philosexuals are people who want to have a romantic or sexual relationship but cannot because they suffer Philophobia - a rare phobia of love.

Some Philosexuals, depending on how strong their fear is, may experience romantic attraction (most of them are asexual too) but commonly suffer various side effects along with this attraction, due to their fear.
"So, umm what's your sexuality?"
"Oh, I'm Philosexual."

"What's that?"

"It's a sexuality based on philophobia, a rare phobia of love. It means I want to fall in love but I can't because I have philophobia."

"Wow! That's really interesting!"
by xbukiyoux October 29, 2020
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philosiphizing

Waxing philosophic when drunk. People doing this can often get preachy or obnoxious.
Last night I was philosiphizing about women.
by johnnynuxxx April 9, 2010
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philosofart

Someone who spews big words in extraordinary combinations and pretends to know what he's talking about but is really full of hot air.
That new kid in our logic class is a real philosofart.
by dougiehowzit November 10, 2010
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