Funky Munch

Free sex. Often without expecting it. Not rape.
Don't ever stare at the place a man zips. He'll think you're offering a funky munch.
by pinkiepyro June 10, 2012
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Munch and Punch

When you are eating a female out while blasting away two fingers deep until she can't stand it anymore and you have to slip it in her
This smokeshow wasn't about it I hit her with the old munch and punch. After that she was wetter than niagra falls.
by Gunner12 September 22, 2017
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munching monkey

Belinda and Stephanie got together for a 69 and ended up munching monkey all night long.

by Rob Porter November 22, 2007
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Richard Munch

A universally large twat who chooses to describe particular items in such a way as to make himself appear more of a "man" to his friends.

Often seen enjoying a cock or two, he is most fond of large, firm black penises, and loves to stick them where the sun never shines.

Has also been seen participating in a bukkake session with the following:-
Michael Hunt
John Heinz Kerry
John Keinz Kerry
Dazzla
maxican't
Richard Munch: "That's right Michael Hunt/John Heinz Kerry/John Keinz Kerry/Dazzla/maxican't, push it harder!!"
by Liam John August 25, 2008
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munching in the grass

A term used to discribe a sexual act on a woman.
fuckin hell shag your breath stinks ! have you been munching in the grass before you came out ?
by feewee January 17, 2009
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Munch Punch

That bitch was so retarded I munch punched the shit out of her.
by tittytats January 04, 2011
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ass munch

PRICK wjo eats ass for a living.
newman you fu*king ass munch!
by ashley brooke May 11, 2004
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