Whilst a woman is on her period, the vagina looks as if a monkey ((if hairy)) is bleeding from the nose,
Peter: its that time of the month again
john: Piss up round dave's?
Peter: No, Monkeys got a nose bleed
john: Piss up round dave's?
Peter: No, Monkeys got a nose bleed
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Get the nose mug.A euphemism used typically on the internet at the time when a person is abusing caps. The term comes from the movie Anchorman when the characters in the movie are arguing loudly and the character Brick suddenly screams LOUD NOISES at random.
Noob: OMG WTF DON'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT? ALL YOU DO IS PISS PEOPLE OFF AND MAKE ME MAD OMG GTFO.
Troll: LOUD NOISES.
Troll: LOUD NOISES.
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Get the loud noises mug.Being a "nose" often contains a large expression towards video game characters, anime or even pop idols. You're labeled as a nose if you:
a) Call people gay despite the fact you wear your girlfriends jeans and shirts
b) If you attack people because you simply aren't accepted into a secret or inside joke
c) Who often brings no money to shopping and never pay people back
d) If you pretend to be a video game character or anime character
e) If you become incredibly obsessed with something after doing it for a day
f) If you have a girlfriend and ditch friends for a special "hug" of his ex girlfriend
g) If you commentate peoples lives in third person whilst explaining a situation
h) If you repeat phrases of YouTube videos nobody has ever watched
i) If you call people copycats for wearing black skinny jeans
a) Call people gay despite the fact you wear your girlfriends jeans and shirts
b) If you attack people because you simply aren't accepted into a secret or inside joke
c) Who often brings no money to shopping and never pay people back
d) If you pretend to be a video game character or anime character
e) If you become incredibly obsessed with something after doing it for a day
f) If you have a girlfriend and ditch friends for a special "hug" of his ex girlfriend
g) If you commentate peoples lives in third person whilst explaining a situation
h) If you repeat phrases of YouTube videos nobody has ever watched
i) If you call people copycats for wearing black skinny jeans
Two friends speaking about the skating last night.
A: It was really good, I really like the fact that your board has secure trucks
B: Thanks! Could I borrow your skate tool one time?
A: Sure, no problem. Just return it and don't do a nose.
Nose wanders up to the scene, wearing ladies jeans with red knuckles, rolling money around in his hand, wearing an anime shirt, holding Legolas' bow, and charging up to us.
Nose: Nya, does anybody remember that YouTube video when he goes up to his friend and throws a water balloon into the back of his head? It has around 700 views. "I remember it really clearly, it was only a moment when he came up and hit me with a water balloon". I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD CHECK IT OUT.
B: Fuck off nose, you're not wanted here.
Nose: NYA HAVE ME A FIGHT NOB ED, I'LL PUT THIS CIGGY OUT IN YER EYE YOU GAY
A: It was really good, I really like the fact that your board has secure trucks
B: Thanks! Could I borrow your skate tool one time?
A: Sure, no problem. Just return it and don't do a nose.
Nose wanders up to the scene, wearing ladies jeans with red knuckles, rolling money around in his hand, wearing an anime shirt, holding Legolas' bow, and charging up to us.
Nose: Nya, does anybody remember that YouTube video when he goes up to his friend and throws a water balloon into the back of his head? It has around 700 views. "I remember it really clearly, it was only a moment when he came up and hit me with a water balloon". I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD CHECK IT OUT.
B: Fuck off nose, you're not wanted here.
Nose: NYA HAVE ME A FIGHT NOB ED, I'LL PUT THIS CIGGY OUT IN YER EYE YOU GAY
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