Ass muppet

When you shove your arm up your smaller partners ass that you can position them upright like a muppet

“My partner practiced the ‘ ass muppet ‘ last night

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Muppet

Middle age woman who dye their hair Insane colors

She’s a muppet

by Love_my_words September 17, 2020

Muppet

Person or persons whose behaviour is largely controlled by the 'All Rock God Puppeteer' Muzza.

'Did you hear Jack defending Muzza's feelings?'

'What a Muppet!'

by Kayye May December 1, 2020

Fuck-Muppet

A muppet designed to be used in self (or partnered) gratification sexually. Usually with the "entrance point" is the part where your hand goes for male, or has a protrusion for the females, either built in, or somewhere like fingers should go.

This dumb handless fuck-muppet broke the internet.

by WarbearPrime August 14, 2021

Muppetic Irony

Having no control of your own but that of a muppet, with its hand up your butt making your every move for you.

There's a muppetic irony to Petey's lack of self-control...I suspect Kermit, what with his brown-stained hand and all.

by Richree July 26, 2008

Muppet

Someone who may have done something clumsy - founder WCP

“William banged his knee on the table the muppet “

by MRwilliam December 19, 2021

Flesh Muppet

a Term Used to Describe Pixars Modern 3D Humanoid Models and their use of Realistic Human Flesh and Hair Textures

its Used to Describe Pixars Failed Attempt to Make Their Realistic Human Models Look Cute or Cartoony Compared to
2D Animation and its Actually Cute and Colourful Vector Aesthetic

Man I Remember the Days When SGI Was Just Wowing People with Metalic Robots like in Beastwars
Now Pixars Art Style Looks like Flesh Muppets with Their Realistic Models

Even An Anime like Beastars Looks like a Bunch of Sylvanian Families and Stuffed Animals Bleeding and it Looks Creepy

Why Cant Animation in Film Be More like Animation Memes

by baliebox4916 October 7, 2021