muppetition

when a gathering of muppets(idiots) compete with each other in a confined area.

Every person who had no idea what actually happened gathered to explain in great detail their version of events, each time out doing the last person, it was truly a momentous muppetition.

by mr_cheeks March 3, 2011

Muppetize

Muppetizing is the process of poorly singing a song in an almost mocking fashion to the extent in which your voice resembles one of a muppet.

I love to muppetize "Livin on a Prayer"

by NeptuneLord December 28, 2020

dick muppetry

The act of painting one's cock and balls to resemble Gonzo's nose from The Muppets.

There's too much dick muppetry in this shindig, let's go get some boats n' hoes.

by Meekrab1 June 11, 2011

Muppeting

The act of careless drinking.
The act of drinking with no self control.
The act of over drinking and acting out of sorts.
A plan made with friends to over drink and act muppety.
Muppety-unruly, loud,obnoxious,careless

What’s going on tonight, wanna muppet?
I had a shitty day, I need to muppet.
What are we doing tomorrow, muppeting?
I have a group of friends, we’re all muppets.

by JenandChen2019 February 16, 2019

muppetry

The act, with no regard to common sense, logic and in disregard of all statements made to the contary still exhube an air of confidence and belief that something will happen.

100,000s of posts on Redcafe regarding Wesley Sneijder being transferred to Manchester United is muppetry of the highest order.

by brasil_boy September 2, 2011

muppetpussy

anyone who swears at someone on the ground from the rooftop

The street in downtown New Orleans was filled with some mean spirited people that spanned the gamut from the confrontational lunatic brute all the way to the muppetpussy.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

muppetry

A general description of the acts of a muppet.

Jesus, that fuckwit is bringing the art of muppetry to a new level.

by Gheorghe Hagi April 19, 2003