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Murph

To expel all of one's bodily fluids simultaneously. I.E. urinate, defecate, bleed, vomit, ejaculate, cry and blow your nose simultaneously.
"I'll have avalanched potatoes with a light murph, please."

"I asked her to marry me and she straight up murphed."

"Amidst the cherry trees, a romance blossomed. The myriad nooks and crannies of the bark were supple in the wake of their love's first murph."

"My name is Ben Fossit, and I am addicted to murph."

"Tom wishes he could murph on a hot Albanian chick."
by Murphy Brown December 20, 2008
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mulholland drive

so-so docudrama timeline about fin de siecle hollywood, revisiting themes from 1950's america.

david lynch was the auteur responsilbe for drawing attention to these characters lives

lingering doubts fog the air having watched this contribution to the milieu of pop culture, physically, as whilst indulging in this fact based romcom the viewer is likely to have smoked at least as many fags as the auteur smoked during the realisation of the timeline.
if you missed it, or for moreinformation mulholland drive may be repeated on a late-night broadcast, then you too can ask yourself, is that what it's like, i mean really like. on the otherhand, or you could just give it a miss
by silencut March 1, 2009
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mullhang

1.your ass-hair
2. a name to call someone who sucks
1.your mullhang is shaggy and needs a trimming
2. youre a mullhang
by Corey January 28, 2005
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Mulchang

The act, usually embarrassing, of falling down and hurting oneself.
1. Cup: What's with Roy, he's limping??
Dylon: He was playing hockey and Mulchang'd himself on the blue line
Cup: What a knob...

2. I was railing your mom and as I was flipping her on her back, I Mulchang'd myself and broke my arm.

3. Bman: Why does Ed have a Bone Stimulator?
Everyone: He was roofing and Mulchang'd his arm into 1000 pieces.
by G-biv December 14, 2008
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murphied

verb i.e. to be murphied, when someone sells you out to make you look bad in front of the opposite sex, thereby gaining an advantage for himself. Name after the tactics inventor, believed to be an irishman, from the cork area.
Person A: I was totally going to score with that hot girl until my friend came over and told her I already had a girlfriend.

Person B: He really Murphied you
by withheld, for safety reasons December 14, 2008
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Murph

to hold in a fart with such anal tightness that the pressure is released by a dispersement of gas from the oral cavity
"Whats that noise? Jessie did you just murph?"
by Steve*O January 12, 2008
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mulper

A person who turns up to your house at dinner time, who has not been invited, but is expecting to be fed.
I'm forced to be a mulper as I don't have money for food.
by crazyskank February 5, 2010
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