A warm hearty beverage made of juices from the female genitalia. Usually consumed with milk and sugar.
A) Hey can I get you a drink? Tea? Coffee? Hot Chocolate? Muff tea?
B) Muff tea would be great
A) How do you take it?
B) Milk, 2 sugars.. thanks
B) Muff tea would be great
A) How do you take it?
B) Milk, 2 sugars.. thanks
by teasipper87 November 06, 2011
The smell emitted from the cooter of a southend woman after a drunken night of getting pounded by guys named johnny, and guys with shamrock tattoos on their calf.
I'll never eat that Boston muff again.
I walked into my house late at night and my mom came gave me a hug. She smelled me and told me I did a good job, she loves the smell of Boston muff.
I walked into my house late at night and my mom came gave me a hug. She smelled me and told me I did a good job, she loves the smell of Boston muff.
by Joe cool on steroidz April 06, 2016
"Dude, I was with this girl last night after leaving the bar and, well, lets just say she has an upchuck muff."
by Upchuck muff mike February 24, 2018
by Donkey_Cock May 31, 2007
by Axon March 15, 2015
A buffed, studly, distinguished person or animal. Must not be too pretty; for example: Robert Redford was always a Muff Moose but Brad Pitt is not. A Siberian Husky is a Muff Moose but an Afghan is not, yet a bold character may imbue a Jack Russell Terrier with the quality of "Muffyness". The term originated in Placerville, CA and spread to the coastal and Tahoe areas of the state, becoming popular in the LGBT communities of those regions. It is now common to hear the term used in gay communities of major metropolitan areas and in those from whence it originated.
by ratface83 February 14, 2015
The female equivalent to teabagging, or the act of placing ones genitalia on the face of another, possibly not so willing, person. It's an act of derision and not to be taken lightly.
by Velgost March 05, 2014