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mongoid

someone who shows characteristic of a retard and a geek at the same time
dnt put that there you mongoid
by Jenny Adkins May 24, 2006
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Mongolian Clusterfuck

A military tactic used by the Golden Horde (i.e. Genghis Khan and his descendents), in which an army invades an outnumbered force and overpowers them, but doesn't kill many of them; instead, the conquerors rape and otherwise humiliate the conquered, then leave.
I can't walk to school anymore without worrying about a bunch of punks giving me the ol' Mongolian clusterfuck.
by LudwigVan December 6, 2003
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Mongolian Hamster Dance

Go to your local pet store and get a hamster that is proportioned to you (or your partners) asshole. Get a tube and stick it up the subjects ass and have the hamster go secure into the rumpus. After the hamster is contently within the anus, then sit on an amp and play house music. For maximum hamster moves play David Guetta or DJ Tiesto.
Hey Dan, why are you sitting on that amp and when did you get such good moves? No reason Kyle, I just got the Mongolian Hamster Dance going on.
by corigunz October 29, 2010
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mongolian clusterfuck

A sexual act involving a toilet brush, rubber gloves and various people, it requires athletic flexibility, and extreme stamina
I got stuck in a mongolian clusterfuck last night, bog brush tickled my ribs
by shineon January 31, 2008
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Mongolian Sundae

Where the male shits, cums, and punches the woman in the face and puts in a top hat. After this, he forces the woman to wear it during anal sex.
My wife asked for ice cream so I gave her a Mongolian Sundae.
by Gabe Maese August 8, 2006
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mondo

Extremely delicious juice that comes in cheap plastic bottles at amazingly low prices.

Similar to kool-ade bursts.
Hey I'm going to go over to family dollar and pick up a couple packs of mondos.

Dude, pass me a mondo.
by Drew C. December 28, 2005
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Mondo

Italian word for WORLD or FASHIONABLE SOCIETY. Became popular in 50's Beat culture after the European cinema boom of the same era.
by fulcrum central July 30, 2003
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