mongoliod

a very fuckin ugly person that is also retarded. not actually retarded they just act that way

shut the fuck up you gay ass fuckin mongoliod.

by Dominic DiBiase August 4, 2004

mongolion cluster fuck

a mass orgy, not really mongolion, that is extreamly uncoordinated.

something messy, or messed up

(standing in a crowded restaurant)*it's like a mongolion cluster fuck in here*

by bogart March 10, 2005

mongolian tent

nomadic

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

Mongolian Steamer

The MOnoglian Steamer dates back 2500 years with origins in western Mongolia. Its is when a Mongolian girl is giving you a "rimjob" and you fart in there mouth , yup fart in there mouth and make them gag. God damn Mongolians

see your mom for details. I gave this girl a mongolian steamer she almost puked, then i laughed at her for about 3 hours

by Rest-718punks,nyhc,bsf,bfc,aob,das December 9, 2008

Mongoose Mowdown

1: A phrase commonly shouted by invisible announcers whenever someone is hit by a motorcyce or bicycle.
2: An achievement in Halo 3 gained by running over another player with the Mongoose vehicle.

Pedestrian: *walking along the road

Motorist: MONGOOSE MOWDOWN BIATCH!

by Noble2 August 19, 2010

Mongolian Baptism

When a woman squirts all over your face.

My wife gave me the ol' Mongolian Baptism last night.

by tawnyammm January 2, 2014

mongolian oreo

Lard sausage between two slices of head cheese.

Just Mongolian food. What were you expecting?

"Hey man my grandmother made me a few Mongolian Oreos do you want one?"
"Only if you have fermented mare's milk to wash it down."

by RallyRogers November 10, 2014