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Mong

English isn't even your first language, you mong.
by JackEatsRice123 December 9, 2018
mugGet the Mongmug.

Mong

"That Mong acts like a brick wall when I try to overtake him"
by Drivarded February 19, 2024
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King Mong

King of Idiots with relations to a squad mate on PUBG (Playerunknown's Battlegrounds).
The squad idiot.
The fuck we have a king mong on this squad eh?

You know if we follow this king mong, we gonna die yeah?
LMAO! King Mong died before we did.
by Ohio-Jack May 24, 2019
mugGet the King Mongmug.

Monge

"You are such a monge!"
by KGBsc June 18, 2022
mugGet the Mongemug.

Monged

When one is so high they become non operational and somewhat vegetative
"I'm monged bro" "He/She is monged out" "sorry babe I was monged out last night"
by ABS_tract69 September 15, 2023
mugGet the Mongedmug.

Mong

hey did you see that mong over there?
that’s ruby lister?
exactly!
by Gemma Collins May 7, 2020
mugGet the Mongmug.

Bobby Mong

If your penis and testicles were removed, then you will have a lump where they used to be. This is called a bobby mong.

If you don't exercise your bobby mong then it will explode to become a bobby hole.

This can happen to women too but only in rare and gruesome circumstances.
Dude 1: "Hey, I heard James has a bobby mong"
Dude 2: "I wanna slap that shit"
Dude 1: "what"
Dude 2: "what"
by Sam The Holy Ham January 20, 2019
mugGet the Bobby Mongmug.

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