moach

A long, cylindrical mass of fecal matter that is so long that it must first break in half before it can be flushed down the toilet.

I had to flush three times to get the moach to go down the toilet.

by jamoore84 September 8, 2007

black snake moan

The sound of pleasure or pain a person makes when a large black member is inserted into their anus or vagina.

She let out a loud black snake moan as he slowly inserted his engorged black member into her hot wet vagina.

by Forsen August 7, 2007

moanbag

A person who moans at everything occuring, typically used to insult someone in irish slang.

You're the biggest moanbag i've ever met

by Pussy youtuber January 17, 2018

MOAR BOOSTERS

when it just won't get to orbit

reject optimisation, embrace MOAR BOOSTERS

by ?mypseudonym? March 4, 2021

To fill the moat

To urinate against a fence/wall/tree or simply directly on to the floor between 5 and 10 paces of one's living quarters.

Primarily used at campsites by males.

Male 1: Gentlemen, I must now depart to fill the moat, ready a beer for my return.
Male 2: Dude the bogs are just around the corner, cut that shit out.

*Male 1 backhands Male 2 for not honouring his god given right to urinate wherever the fuck he pleases. Also for being a faggot*

by Male 1 March 4, 2009

Moan Tones

Instead of a standard ringer, or a ringer of a song, moan tones cause a cell phone to make deep, ecstatic moaning noises, as one makes when one has an orgasm, when one recives a call. Popularised by adult film star Jenna Jameson.

(ohh! unhh! yea!) Thats my moan tones, hold on.

by Anternam April 4, 2006

moatwas

Master Of All Things Wild And Sexy

Joe Von Leue

by Dr. Goat August 22, 2003