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Midnight Bobsled

When you are banging a chick from precariously positioned at the top of a flight of stairs, and just as you reach climax, you give her a nudge forward and ride her down the steps while inside her. The ensuing vibrations feel.... just terrific.
So it was really hard to trick Jane into me preforming a midnight bobsled on her, because who the fuck has sex by the top of the stairs. I told her to trust me and she fell for it. I came buckets.
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Midnight Mass 

The holy ceremony in which a nightly pilgrimage to the Iron Church is made, wherein a disciple worships at the altar of gains in front of Broseidon and the rest of the Bruhs of Olympus.
Bruh #1: "Bro, my legs are so sore."
Bruh #2: "Why's that, bruh?"
Bruh #1: "Because I went to Midnight Mass last night and genuflected the shit out of my quads before the great and powerful bruhs of old."
Bruh #2: "I hear that! Gains be with you."
Bruh #1: "And also with you."
Midnight Mass by LooseCanonMallCop January 29, 2018

Midnight Animal 

A decent, promising mod that was to be made for Hotline Miami all the way back in 2015. It caught the eyes of many fans who were eager to play something that could be considered a follow-up (or even an unofficial sequel) to Hotline Miami 2. Bloody, top-down action with unique dialogue, portrait sprites, gameplay, gore and most of all, it's story.

Upon release, it had disappointed and pissed of the once optimistic fanbase that had grew from watching trailers and updates. The reason was because the creator had suffered a hardship and went off the grid for a bit. During this time, he had been playing the Persona games to cope with this, and they ended up changing his outlook on his life and how the game's direction should be headed.

The game was changed from "Midnight Animal" to "Midnight Animal: a Story of Love and Forgetting in Four Parts"

The criticism was directed at the change in story and the direction of the once unique art and gameplay, turning it into a cheesy novel-esque game with occasional adrenaline-induced levels full of everyone's favorite high-octane action. The creator had started to reference many Persona sprites for the characters and the hatedom documented every slight "change" to the game, even if it was as minute as the above.

It gets worse from here. The creator basically got slurbombed to death just because he changed a few aspects of the game.

tl;dr fanbase get butthurt over small changes and tell the creator he's worthless
Midnight Animal had a lot of bias and unwanted criticism because "waahh weeb garbage >:("

midnight breakfast 

to eat any type of breakfast food out of the asshole of your partner while they sleep
"I was bored, so I took the liberty of ordering a midnight breakfast from Susan in bed last night."
midnight breakfast by Greg T. T. January 8, 2008

midnight tragedy 

This is used to describe what happens when a man tries to have sex with a woman in the middle of the night and accidentally misses his intentional target and instead ends up trying to get in the outdoor.

Note on usage: The "accidentalness" of the midnight tragedy is debatable depending on the situation.
Bill: "Wow, you were pretty hammered when you left the bar last night. How'd the evening turn out?"

Jack: "So so. I had a midnight tragedy with Sarah when I got home. She wasn't happy."
midnight tragedy by Fernando Anando November 13, 2007

Midnight Margarita 

A dark colored variation of the popular Margarita drink. It uses Eristoff Black Wildberry Vodka in addition to Tequila, Triple Sec, Lime Juice and Sweet & Sour. Topped with a Chambord Float. Delicioso. The white salted rim (stars) and the lime wedge garnish (half moon) really finish the picture of a midnight sky. Originated in Roseville, Ca at Carmelita's Mexican Restaurant.

MIDNIGHT MARGARITA RECIPE
1 Oz Eristoff Black Wildberry Vodka
2 Oz of your favorite 100% Blue Agave Tequila
1 Oz Fresh Squeezed Lime Juice
1 Oz Triple Sec
Fill with Sweet & Sour
Float Chambord Rasberry Liquer
John: Ashley, what did you order? Your drink looks like Ink!
Ashley: OMG, It's a Midnight Margarita, It's Sooo Delicious!

Midnight Meat Train 

(v.) To propose to your girl and then, promptly, throw her over a bar counter and fuck her from behind to celebrate your happy moment.
"Dude! Jack pulled a midnight meat train last night!"

"Really? How romantic!"