microwave popcorn date

The microwave popcorn date is a special form of a date which consists of two people, a nature documentary and, of course, microwave popcorn. It is considered as a modern 21st century way of dating and can also include (but is not limited to): tetra pak wine, fake candles, old fragrance sticks.

Babe, you are the mac to my cheese. Let´s have a microwave popcorn date!

by cessc May 6, 2019

microwave

a compact cooking oven. there is also a joke saying that running a microwave at 3am is the loudest thing in existence

me: i gotta heat my spaghetties
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by уour mum December 16, 2023

Microwaved Mel Gibson

RFK Jr’s nickname due to his puffy face and fake suntan.

There goes Microwaved Mel Gibson once again offering medical advice he is unqualified to be giving out.

by LaughingAloud October 9, 2025

broken microwave

When a microwave is broken.

The broken microwave won't turn on.

by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023

Microwaved

When a person looks like they've been slathered in oil, wrapped in 20 layers of clingfilm, and put in the microwave for a good 15 minutes or so. Used when a person has an unnecessary amount of makeup on, or just has an uncomfortably slicked-back hairdo. Double points if they have both.

That Person Looks Very MICROWAVED Right Now.

by BobertRobert7 May 3, 2023

Microwave

Owen is a Microwave.

"Did you see owen? "
"You mean the Microwave?"

by ♡That_Thot_Anna♡ October 14, 2019

Microwave

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BEEEEP BEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP

I'm making pizza rolls
Microwave: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BEEEEP BEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP

by I'm gonna cry September 24, 2021