Robert from Microsoft

He will email you about your Xbox

Hello, I am Robert from Microsoft report. We were alerted that there is a virus on your Xbox One and I am going to help you through the process of getting it removed. If you could call me as soon as you see this message that would be great as I am available all day today. The sooner we can get the virus removed the better it will be for your safety.

by painpob February 21, 2022

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Edging My Microsoft.

Using Microsoft edge on windows.

"Hey bro, I've been Edging My Microsoft."
'yah bro it's a cool browser'

by SWEATY CHESS April 4, 2025

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i am the ceo of microsoft

You say that when you like pretending you are a roblox hacker

Me: I AM THE CEO OF MICROSOFT My alt: Oh yeah? prove it! *Roblox account gets deleted/hacked

by Andrushencia Kotpaw April 1, 2022

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<.0.6.7.6.>The Creators OF Luis Vuitton Were Inspired By Microsoft's Artificial Intelligence Called Copilot<.0.6.7.6.0.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025

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mircosofting

Microsofting: Verb

infinitiv microsoft

presens microsofting

preteritum microsofted

defintion: When a company builds up a good reputaion with quality products, then goes to screw its costumer over with faulty merchandise. Knowing loyal consumers will buy their product in good faith, only to die inside when it invitably shows itself to be a unfinished or terrible product.

1. Microsoft really microsofted us with Windows 8.

2. Why is Sony microsofting us on the Playstation 4?

3. Activision clearly wanted to microsoft Call of duty: ghosts.

4. Stephen Spielberg and George Lucas enjoy mircosofting the Star Wars and Indiana Jones franchises.

by MrGaranti January 22, 2014

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