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Messy Brunch

The Messy Brunch just merely the act of pissing on another person's face. It fits in with the rest of the "Messy Meal" family. See: Messy Dinner/Lunch/Breakfast. This is a mere taste, similar to an appetizer for the main dish/meal.
Dammmmn, that guy got a messy brunch yesterday, it got him all wet and drippy.
by Kaeleker February 14, 2023
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messy tacito

Similar to metal dan the messy tacito is a sex act

(that usually ends fatally due to infection or blood loss)

forcefully used by older people on male children, the messy tacito starts off by holding a child down to a flat surface on their back and the the leader of the sex act takes a pair of scissors and cuts off a small portion of the tip of the child's penis, the leader then starts to suck on the penis and hold the blood in the mouth before they turn the child around and spit it into the anus, they then keep their mouth on the anus waiting for the blood to be excreted back into their mouths and then spit it out into the child's mouth and makes them swallow. The act is repeated until the leader gets tired of it or the child dies
"That Jennifer lady is such a bitch, I hope someone does the messy tacito on their brat of a child"
by Retardedpineapple November 20, 2018
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Messy Man

What one is called when they dunk their piece of bread in a pool of eggs to make french toast.
It's-a me, the Messy Man! I make the French-a Toast-a!
by Cragnon December 8, 2021
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messy supreme

a messy supreme is where you put your dick in someones ear then in there nose up their ass then you put your cock down their throat
i gave that bitch a nice messy supreme
by magmashockwav3y November 25, 2020
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Lionel Messi

example:
1) Lionel Messi robbing ballon dors
2) Lionel Messi winning the world cup
3) Lionel Messi stealing ishowspeeds pp
by grayhairyballs December 19, 2023
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Messi

Away From 2,3,4 Wonderful Wonderful Wonderful, How Good Is He?
Messi at 19 years of age scores a hat trick for ten man Barcelona in extra time.
by Messi17 November 11, 2021
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messy camel

The act of pulling out just in time and cumming on the womans genitals also known as the "Ole' bust and clean"
Yeah homie i gave that bitch a messy camel
by Lando? June 14, 2016
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