m3ssym0nday is an instagram tea page, she's an icon really. her name is cece. she deactivated a while back this year due to a certain situation, but she says she might be back on august 2021. stan m3ssym0nday.
"wow, did you see what m3ssym0nday posted?"
"yeah, i can't believe it! her tea page keeps me up to date on everything."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.