A huge baby stoller, sometimes holding two kids, that a woman uses to plow through crowds of people. The owner of the mall assault vehicle usually has spackled on make-up, a knock off Louis Vuitton bag and nails that look like talons. She cares little about anyone but herself.
The mall assault vehicle folds down to barely fit in the back of her oversized leased urban assault vehicle.
The mall assault vehicle folds down to barely fit in the back of her oversized leased urban assault vehicle.
Damn, that bitch with the cellphone attached to her ear just rammed her mall assault vehicle into my achilles tendon!
by kajoe October 20, 2006
Get the mall assault vehicle mug.A Maleik is crazy goofy funny wild and loving. Loves his family and is protective. He is athletic and loves to have fun. He is kinda hard to handle at times and can be very frustrating but he is always loyal. If he loves you, you know it. If he doesn't, you know it. Loves to go fast.
Girl. Wow that Maleik is great at basketball and always watches over his sisters.
Girl2. Yea but he acts like he can't talk to me.
Girl. Yea but he don't like you
Girl2. Yea but he acts like he can't talk to me.
Girl. Yea but he don't like you
by Reli Rardy April 23, 2014
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by Puppylover278 January 4, 2019
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A physical game of speed and treachery, where two contestants attempt to be the first to pull the underwear off of the other, the winner becomes the master for the night.
Sometimes a match starts in the Greco-Roman wrestling position.
Sometimes a match starts in the Greco-Roman wrestling position.
After a long day of fishing , drinking beer and a few grape vodkas, Cutter and I played a game of "Malibu Manhandler" to decide who was going to pitch and who was catching last night.
by The Big Bag May 24, 2009
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Ang Maloloschan ay isang simpleng porum na kung saan ang mga tao ay makakpag usap ng kahit anong gusto nila habang hindi sila nakikilala.
by Maloloschan May 22, 2016
Get the Maloloschan mug.Condition of altered and/or impaired consciousness resulting from the consumption of large quantities of beer, or other fermented malt beverages. Oftentimes associated with subsequent displays poor judgement, belligerence, promiscuity and other poor decisions, the details of which are often poorly recalled.
"Debbie, how on earth did you wake up with Dan? He's such a douche!"
"After six beers, I was in a malted state and he seemed kinda hot..."
"After six beers, I was in a malted state and he seemed kinda hot..."
by StillBill13 November 27, 2016
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