rise of the machines

when a man realizes that his main goal on this earth is to inseminate as many women as possible.

Yo, that dawg experienced the "rise of the machines", he's fucking anything that moves.

by nycnice February 14, 2007

machinima

using pre-renders graphics to make a short film or movie

1)Red vs Blue
2)The outcome
3)Anna

by impartial annoymous November 26, 2003

macking on the sly

Covert flirting between two people. Because they have to keep their true feelings for each other secret, for whatever reason (i.e. they work together, one is married, etc.).

"Those two can't seem to stand each other! They're always fighting over something!"

"Wrong, man. It's all a front they put up. They're actually macking on the sly."

by D. Gould March 8, 2006

machine gun shits

When you are taking a shit and it is alternating quickly from runny shit-farts-solid shit making a sound similar to a machine gun shooting into water.

"The chili I ate last evening gave me the worst machine gun shits this morning."

by FRANEIGH September 5, 2006

slot machine

A slut. A hoe that likes to have her 'slot' stuffed repeatedly. The higher the amount of the slot, the higher the quality of the slot. A penny slot would be the lowest quality slot known to man. Anyone that exchanges any amount of money for slot insertion is a 'slot machine.'

"Noctem, you mattress-back hoe, you are such a slot machine!"

"Let's go down Sunset Blvd and play the slots!"

by userme April 14, 2006

Macking

To succeed with talking/flirting with the opposite gender (typically males to females). Often occurs at various social gatherings such as parties, hoedowns, conventions, sporting events, or fundraisers.

"Bro, last night I was straight macking at that party. I got like 7 dimes digits."

"I'm telling you man, that girl was macking hardcore on you. She really wanted the D."

by Questlover August 21, 2013

Wanking machine

A device used to auto-masturbate an individual to climax. A combination of the words wanking - to masturbate, and machine - an automated device.

Usually describing a device for male use, wanking machines have been in use since the late second century BC. Archimedes} is thought to have designed a water-powered machine which he used to pleasure himself. Later examples have been found in medieval Arabia, where Suliman the Magnificent ownde one of the first horse-powered devices on record.

With the coming of the Industrial Revolution the Wanking Machine became a far more powerful contraption. Stevenson designed a steam-powered device that could auto-masturbate several gentlemen at one time. Emily Pankurst struck a blow for womens rights when she had the first electric dildo installed in her home. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was involved in a near disaster when the great Wanking Machine at Kew Gardens exploded and killed several users and injuring many bystanders. In modern times Wanking Machines have become smaller and more reliable, making use of advanced electronics to control rythym, pace, roll and grip.

Would you like to come round to my house next Saturday and try out my new Wanking Machine? It has 3 speed settings and an auto-wipe facility!

by Hev March 3, 2007