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Mr. Bitches

Pimp of all pimps. Holder of the finest bitches worldwide! Mr. Bitches is known for his Bitch Berry and immaculate taste in fashion. He carries a personality that can attract any bitch with a point from his bitch cane and yell, "HAH!"
Mr. Bitches needs to knows if Mr. Bitches gonna have himself a fine bitch to throw around, HAH!
by Csythe February 3, 2010
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Mrs. Lovett

A character in the story of Sweeney Todd. She is a business partner with the barber Sweeney Todd, where Todd murders his customers, and Mrs. Lovett bakes them into meat pies to cover up the crime.
She loves Todd deeply, and so she claims that his wife, Lucy, died because she poisoned herself in an effort for him to forget Lucy and love her instead. Todd never returns her love, and in the end, she dies once he realizes that she lied to him, and in his madness, he kills her. THE END.
Devilish, widowed, left to her pies
A wish...her hope...slip't from memory to 'er eyes
Soon Mrs. Lovett would be more than a lonesome miss
Hard worker, on her grind, the baker became accomplice
by Choconillas May 10, 2008
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mr. benyam

when you have hard anal sex with shit in your mouth with a hot taxi driver and his son. you then throw up in his taxi and make him lick it up and shit it back out. then you do it all over for 15 minutes till you meet a maximum orgasm.
I gave kobe and phil such a great mr. benyam last night.
by snooshybear January 9, 2011
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Mr. Wrinkles

My Mr. Wrinkles is on fire after eating those hot peppers.
by Hahahahha123456789 April 11, 2016
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The Mr. Freeze

When one cum's on a woman's face and forces her outside (typically to walk home) in subzero weather, the cum will actually freeze to her face, hence 'The Mr. Freeze'
I saw a chick walking home with cum frozen on her face; must've gotten hit with The Mr. Freeze
by BlisteringFury November 19, 2021
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Mr. Softee

The male penis when soft and flaccid.
Rachel woke me up at 4 a.m. by sucking on Mr. Softee.

She really got turned on when I slapped her face with Mr. Softee.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
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