monster shlong 

When your penis is extremely enormous soft

Dang my man jimmy has a monster shlong!!!

monster shlong by Masturbationmaster69 November 6, 2017

monster chode 

a chode that is relatively big but is still small; or sometimes used to insult someone for there penal size

dude, that guy is such a monster chode

monster chode by jrod21494 December 20, 2008

Monster Love 

When two Little Monsters are in a Bad Romance.

Little Monster1 to little monster2: "Let's fuck!"
Little Monster2 to little monster1: "Oh, baby! Yeah!"
Little Monster3 to all: "Oooh! Monster Love!"

Monster Love by Gagaslittlemonster January 19, 2010

monster truck 

Something larger than life, ridiculous proportion, extremely uncalled for, completely outrageous

That chicks tits are fuckin' monster truck. or Remember that chick gave us all blumpkins? That was fuckin monster truck!

monster truck by parrrty with 3 r's April 11, 2010

monster cock 

A cock that is longer than a ruler

Woah! Yuri from DDLC has a monster cock!

monster cock by GalaxiCat April 4, 2019

Monster Munch 

The act of overly aggressively eating out a women both vaginally and anally at the same time.

He bent her over and monster munched the shit out of her. All I heard was NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.

Monster Munch by The Behemoth of Bip January 21, 2011

Monster jam

In the classic and grounbreaking video game NBA Jam, it was the name of a spectacular slam dunk performed when "on fire." In certain situations it would shatter the backboard.

MONSTER JAM!!!! He's on fire!!!!

Monster jam by Schlichting October 1, 2005