Camp loaf

When you take a shit in your friends tent, leaving it to rot in the summer heat while the two of you go canoeing for the day.

So Mike and I took a paddle that morning and the fucker camp loafed my tent!

by Timay! March 19, 2021

grandfather loaf

An enormous turd.

"Dude, come look at the majestic Grandfather Loaf I just left in the toilet!"

by the Red Raptor April 16, 2014

Loaf of Milk

A synonym for cheese.

I ate an entire loaf of milk at 2am last night.

by Mattjod July 29, 2021

neck loaf

A neck so overgrown with fat, it looks like a meat loaf or a loaf of bread.

I want to raspberry that neck loaf.

by ArchonT November 17, 2013

Cat Loaf

When a cats limbs go away

The Cat Loaf

by pokeyofthelost December 1, 2020

scarlet loaf

feces which contains blood in it.

i just left a massive scarlet loaf in your toilet.

by phaderfreak July 25, 2012

Trojan Loaf

Sneaking into the opposite sexes restroom, droppin a fat deuce without flushing, and sneaking out without being caught.

Yo I Trojan loafed the women’s restroom.

by Chip-Douglas213 December 4, 2020