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literal asshole

“Don’t ss my shit”
*ss my shit*
Me: you’re a literal asshole
Him: you’re welcome
by Boothang3482 February 21, 2021
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Internal Massage

Another term for fingering - originates in a role playing act in which the male acts as a "naughty" massage therapist and the female lays on her stomach, acting as a client.
First he started by massaging my shoulders then he gave me an internal massage!
by Sweetpea & Baby Cakes April 19, 2008
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internal conflict

internal conflict is when a two or more people are haveing sex,(involveing one pergnant woman) and the object being forced into the vagina hits the unborn fetus.
1.
Steve: "O yea babyyyy"
Marry: "I think an internal conflict is going down foo!!!"

2.
Marry: "Why is my child so ugly?"
Docter: "Did you have pregnant sex?"
Marry: "Yes many times. why?"
Docter: "I think an internal conflict might have occured durring your intercoarse."
by christhecool1 April 6, 2009
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Internalized Homophobia

When a cis man goes to any lengths to bring up and/or defend Elon Musk, other billionaires, Joe Rogan, transphobes/homophobes, crypto-bros or any other weird incel.
Man, Ted really has some internalized homophobia to work out. He's so obsessed with Alex Jones and Donald Trump.
by Barbea November 18, 2022
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Literalldick

1) A man, usually good looking, who has sex with a woman the first night he meets her, stays with her for a few weeks with the promise of marrige, then dumps her and runs off
2) Leading cause of depression in women
You shouldn't go near him hes a Literalldick
by Flippydaslasher November 19, 2007
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Literally

The word leafy uses like literally fucking he uses it to much
Literally I am gay
by gnkfbjkfnbknf bmlgkl,mg n September 5, 2017
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Literally

1. A term used to describe something that happens exactly as it is said

2. A term used synonymously with "figuratively," even though they are antonyms.
1. I literally flew to work today. Because I work as an experimental biologist, and have wings.

2. I literally flew to work today. I was running late so I was going fast.
by Belbcras December 20, 2015
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