Lemonism

Lemonism is a religion of much power. A religion based around lemons, the god (who is a lemon) named Darell is the holy eternal being, he has existed much before the universe whispered its first breath. Us lemons are forever against the faction of the limes. All limes must be destroyed under any circumstance. By drinking lemon juice you are worshiping the holy sacrifices Darell makes for us every day. To worship the holy entity of Darrel please play dramatic music and tilt your hands to face the sky, look up and say your worships.

Guy 1: “What are you doing?”
Guy2: “I am thanking Darrel through the religion of Lemonism…”

by Xirock October 6, 2023

Backdoor Lemonade Stand

The act of urinating into another person's anus and then watching as that individual deficates your urine into plastic cups.

I gave your mother the ol' backdoor lemonade stand last night.

by Achilles44444444 January 28, 2009

im a lemon

I'm mentally disabled cuz I'm a lemon

This faggot down here is a lemon he's constantly saying IM A LEMON

by Ketchup_faggotmp4 July 31, 2017

Lemon Car

A really crappy car that never works, is really old, and rattles way too much.

John: Dude your new car is really bad what happened?
Mike: I didn't get the engine fixed amd now its a lemon car.

by guy24 August 20, 2012

Lemon Pepper Steppers

A trend/term on TikTok that got famous due to a song called "Lemon pepper steppers" By Moo Moo.

the Lemon Pepper Steppers challenge: 1) Wear any shoe 2) "tie them hoes uptight to were you ain't got no circulation in yo ankles" 3) do a basic footwork dance

Salem: You got them lemon pepper steppers on?

Taylor: You already know, I got them on tight.

by AWeekAgo November 14, 2020

making lemonade

making lemonade is a code name for HAVING SEX. or getting some.

me and a hot female are going to be making lemonade toniiight.

by awaymessageanonymous. August 22, 2007

lemonshnog

A combination of two pre-existing phrases into a meaningless jumble of letters accomplishing nothing but drawing attention toward the tool user of the word.

Hey dude
What
I came up with this new thing.
what the fuck are you talking about
Lemonshnog. hahahahahahaha. ha.
Your a fucking tool

by kevin's uncle March 30, 2009