Lecture

Lecture is a cool ass guy that post cool shit on instagram that probably has mad huzz on him

“lecture yeah I know him, hes cool as frick dude”

by Ihatelectures February 3, 2025

Lecturati

That class of people who lecture us on their ideals without any thought to how the practicalities of those ideals affect the rest of us.

After talking down to us for three hours on so-called sustainability the lecturati are heading back in their SUVs to homes in the countryside while I'm on the bus heading back to my shared rental apartment in a tenement block.

by GrouchyMarx June 22, 2025

lecturer

A profession who is known for a) giving many assignments to college students every time there are new movies at cinemas, and b) using the term "thread pool" in Network Programming handouts, where this term "thread pool" happens to sound like the title of the movie that many parents deem to be too inappropriate for college students who still live with parents.

Our lecturer dropped a mountain of work right when the new blockbuster hit theaters, and now we're stuck choosing between movie night and finishing our Thread Pool assignment for our Network Programming class.

by Emotional Cruiser August 17, 2025

Lectrickery

A humorous or skeptical term for electricity or electrical systems, especially when they seem confusing, unreliable, or mysteriously malfunctioning. A blend of “lecrick” (a colloquial form of electricity) and “trickery.”

“Old shed’s wired up funny, flip the switch in the kitchen and the ute charger kicks in. Good ol' lectrickery for ya.”

by L Sampson :) August 30, 2025

Leftablishment

Leftablishment (n.): A pejorative term denoting a perceived coalition of left-leaning elites and activists embedded within political, civil service, NGO, private, and public sector establishments who champion progressive or "woke" liberal values, including identity politics, cancel culture, and far-left ideologies (e.g., Marxism, Maoism, or Stalinism). This group often dismisses centrist or moderate positions as "far-right" extremism, employing tactics such as accusatory labeling (e.g., "racist" or "bigot"), reductive sloganeering (e.g., "defund the police" or "believe all women"), and groupthink to marginalize or silence dissent. Affiliated with networks like workers' unions (e.g., Unite the Union), Antifa, or Students for Justice in Palestine (SJP), the leftablishment is criticized for hypocritical doublespeak, publicly advocating equity while ignoring substantive debate, and for fostering societal division by rejecting cognitive dissonance, critical thinking, and evidence-based challenges. Proponents view it as a force for ethical progress; detractors see it as an authoritarian echo chamber that equates opposition with moral failing, potentially inciting violence or suppression against conservatives, centrists, or traditionalists.Etymology: A portmanteau of "left" (political ideology) and "establishment" (entrenched institutional power), coined circa 2025 to critique perceived progressive overreach in Western democracies.

"The leftablishment's swift labeling of border security advocates as 'xenophobes' exemplifies their aversion to nuanced policy discourse."

by UDdefine October 1, 2025

Lecturtainment

Movies, TV shows, music, and video games used to disseminate the creator's political views. Its' first goal is not to entertain, but to lecture you.

Oh look, that violent L.A. gang is made up entirely of white people. Not interested in watching lecturtainment, thanks.

by Moo? October 27, 2025

Cow Lactation

The white, warm liquidy substance that is projected out of a female cow's udders when tenatively massaged (much like ejaculate). Many think cow lactation is healthy when drank for life, but really causes obesety and foul smelling odors. This is the most horrific way to describe milk.

What's even worse than the image cow lactation brings to one's mind is the image of thousands of different cow's lactation mixing and rubbing together in a "milk supply" truck.. FUCKING SICK.

Heather: Do we have any cow lactation to put into Gabi's cereal?

Brittany: *Vomits wildly all over Heather's freshly Pine Sol'd floor*

by Britt k May 1, 2008