Sober as a leather couch

sober AF. Have you ever seen a drunken leather couch? Didn't think so.

"We can make our own Tuesday parties! Shots for every NBCOT question you get right."
"I'd be sober as a leather couch, lets use cookies as incentives."

by jazzyj19 December 18, 2018

Leather Rose

A leather rose is a synonym for an anus.

The woman moaned as her partner passionately performed fellatio on her leather rose.

by Mercom February 27, 2022

leather dick

The impervious dick

Girl: "I have the clap"
Boy: "it's cool, I have a leather dick"

by Snowflakediver April 17, 2016

Leather bagger

One who has sex with old men

Stacy is such a leather bagger

by Turtlemanguywithdogsandacat July 08, 2018

hell for leather

to get jacked off with extreme ferocity

Puggy McTerrible was going hell for leather and I couldn't quite believe my luck

by pugsymalone December 22, 2011