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Learn

The universal verb for the idiot. Generally used in the presence of other idiots to avoid confusion with the more intelligent croud. Learn can be used in place of almost any verb.
Hey, learn me that last piece of pizza.

Could you take my keys and learn my car some on?

Let me learn my shoes away.
by Capt. Win October 18, 2007
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learly

Late yet Early. A person who is usually early but its late for them and yet still ahead of schedule. POA is the exact opposite of Learly, meaning, She is usually LATE and still Late but not as late as usual.
I went to sleep so learly yesterday at like 6AM.
by Diana Cardenas Perdomo June 4, 2008
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learner driver

When a passenger in a moving vehicle has his hand around his penis while the driver is bunny hopping the vehicle causeing the stop start motion to toss off the passenger
Dave: Scooter what the hell are you driving like that for
Scooter: its ok le snacks is doing the learner driver in the back
by billmanbob November 8, 2009
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michael o'leary

some fuckin sick cunt that loves Rachel Paull
by tickle my peach July 4, 2016
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distance learning

learning from home and work
online classes can be used as an example for distance learning
by meghare February 5, 2010
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learning disability

A brain abnormality/malfunction one has if/when not writing indexed annuities.
Wow....that monkey who calls himself a stockbroker has a learning disability. He only does stocks and mutual funds.
by tsg sc January 12, 2009
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Father O'leary

(verb): The act of having sex with a trifelling slut who doesn't mind her son being in the same bed she is in while fuckin(raw dog of course).Then which, the fucker is about to cum and pulls out swiftly, not caring where the man juice may land,he explodes. Upon eruption he notices that it has landed on the unsuspectingly slightly comatose little boy's face. From the book of cathology chapter 6 verse 9.
Roscoe: Yo dude, after a shot of beer,Sandra was completely cool with me giving her son Laurence jr a Father O'leary!!
by mrmeatmissile April 24, 2009
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