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There is no other like a Kevin. You will never hear a cross word said about a kevin.when you see a Kevin this nice warm glow embodies you with ecstasy rendering you powerless (that's a good thing) for a Kevin knows just exactly what to do making your body tremble waiting wanting more his gentle touch the loving a static way he caresses your body a love like no other protective of every inch of your body so as no one will ever harm you. To have a Kevin makes you the envy of everyone man and woman alike. For a Kevin will never harm you only supply you with great immense pleasure making it impossible not to fall in love with a Kevin. A Kevin is of the rarest breed so if you find yourself in the midst of a Kevin grab a jolt brace yourself for the most intense pleasure you could ever imagine and then multiply that times infinity for you are about to be Kevin'd one of the most awesome experiences you could ever dream of for you Crystal truly are the luckiest girl in the world.
by CrystalJoy July 10, 2017
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Kevin Lang

A person with this name will likely be the most badass Swedish person you will ever meet. Totally dismissive of any danger and common sense, Kevin Langs often do seemingly insane things, which nonetheless will endear them to the people around them.
Person 1: Did you see that guy Sparta-kick that man down the stairwell?

Person 2: Yeah, what a Kevin Lang!
by birdman-vladimir December 12, 2010
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Kevin Christ

Also known as KO... Simply known as the best hockey payer ever to step foot on an ice surface. Hockey, dirtbiking, skiing, and ugly chicks is what he's about. But anything you say he'll one up.
Ryan: "Did you see that goal Crosby had last night?"
Kody: "Yeah! I was probly the greatest goal Iv ever seen"
Chids: "Oh yeah, well i can do that blindfolded while skating on my dick and shooting with my ears"
*every one walks away*
Anthony: "Whatta Kevin Christ"
Kody: " Yeah i hate him"
by PensA469 October 12, 2011
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kevin hobby

An unconventional and novel creative exploration which attempts to fuse science, art, music, religion and technology.

The brainchild of an intelligent odd-ball creative tinkerer/inventor type individual which tends to dabble in many seemingly unrelated realms, normally with a goal of combining said realms.
The scientist, mathematician, engineer, inventor, anatomist, painter, sculptor, architect, botanist, musician and writer Leonardo da Vinci, had many a kevin hobby.
by uytrewq March 7, 2009
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Kevin

Has hair like golden feathers and eyes like melted chocolate. Pure perfection.
by Brittany928928 April 17, 2011
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Kevin

someone so immature you might think they are three years old or missing a few chromosomes
Is he still hanging onto his ex? That’s so kevin.
by gae ehnel sxx January 14, 2020
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Kevin Davies

Referring to 'old school' soccer player Kevin Davies' playing ability, launching the ball downfield to Davies and hoping for a goal out of nothing.

Can be applied to non-soccer related areas of life, trying something untested in the hope the end result is favourable.
"I really don't know the answer to this exam question. I'm just going to Kevin Davies it and hope for the best."
by OWT January 23, 2011
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