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Jonathan

An incredibly funny guy, having some issues though. He claims to have fucked Sans various times, and is lovers with them. Enjoys video games, and pretty chill. Great friend, caring person and can be counted on.
"Yo did Jonathan fuck Sans again?"
"Unfortunately..."
by ItzSofa November 23, 2019
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Jonathan jerman

A faggot no one likes and everyone wants him to die
by Hater of jerman March 16, 2020
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jonathan

such a nice and caring boy. He is someone that you can tell all your secrets and he would never tell any of them to anyone. He is someone you can stay up with all night and never get bored of talking with. jonathans will also be there for you and will never leave your side no matter what happens. when your mad he will keep saying he will not leave until your happy. I forgot to say jonathans are really cute and sometimes can be really hot ;). we all need a jonathan in are life.
girl one: wow is that jonathan?
girl two: yes that is!
girl one: he is so cute.
girl two: yes he is.
by cupcake.fireheart May 19, 2020
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Jonathan

Can make you orgasm just by licking your elbow
Jonathan is super sexy. He can make you orgasm just by licking your elbow
by on October 21, 2020
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jonathan20040

VERY VERY ATTRACTIVE AND MUCH SEXY PERSON YES
Jonathan20040 is sooo hot
by Man#1 November 20, 2020
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Jonathan

Somebody who uses excuses to skip or miss school or work.
Joe: Hey where’s Nathan?
Amanda: He probably skipped again!
Joe: Wow, he really is a Jonathan
by KermitDoesCoke November 11, 2021
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Jonathan Jaison

The meaning of Jonathan Jaison is fat cut Indian that gets no bitches and simps for everyone and he thinks he has all the G's but is terribly mistaken it is his best friend Aaron who has all the G's and bitches the G's only like Jonathan because Neta told everyone Jonathan Chacko Jaison gives a good titty fuck and the G's what to practise on him before they try on their misses.
Yo is that Jonathan Jaison from the gay strip club
by that1indianigg@ August 24, 2022
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