Johannes

Most likely a ginger, but a cool on at that, if you ever stumble into a Johannes, take the opportunity and ask him where the gold is.
They shouldn't be hard to spot, because they're super tall, but if you ever look one in the eye for too long, they enter attack mode, giant lasers will come out of their eyes and the world is doomed.

Look over there! That's probably a Johannes

Johannes by MynameisnotJohannes February 2, 2021

Johanne 

A black nigga who always wants beef

Oh shit it’s johanne
Frik run he’s gonna drop us (or at least try to and fail)

Johanne by TheBoyNextDoor69 January 23, 2018

Johannsen 

a self centered son of a bitch typically a whore monger.

That man is a bad johannsen.

Johannsen by Joeseph W. Pidrick March 29, 2008

Joana Molina 

A Girl who spends her days complaining and dumping her boyfriends. She spends her vacations in Denver, Colorado. She Hate's Avril Lavigne and loves retarded songs like Don't Matter by weird African guys. J/K Luv Ya

Friend 1: "Joana Molina is a slut"!
Friend 2: "Hoe Fo Show"

Joana Molina by Paul Marquez December 24, 2008

Johann 

The biggest bum

Johann is sooo a bum

Johann by Urban dict boy December 31, 2018

Johannes

Midget… all i have to say.

Your as low as johannes.

Johannes by Pocketshot226 September 6, 2021

Johan Santana 

The pitcher outdueled by Oakland A's Barry Zito and was dominated by Oakland A's Frank Thomas in Game 1 of 2006 ALDS.

Wow! Barry Zito really just out-pitched Johan Santana and Frank Thomas hit a monster homer off of Santana to hand Johan Santana his first home loss since August 1st, 2005 (which was also against the Oakland A's). Also to top it off it was in the postseason. Now the Twins have no shot of beating the A's.

Johan Santana by Oakland A's Sweeped the Minnesota Twins in the ALDS 2006 October 7, 2006