jackling

Masturbating; Jerking Off

My dad walked in on me jackling yesterday, scared the shit out of me...

by Urban Dictionaryer May 31, 2016

Jacking off

Helping your uncle Jack get off of a horse.

That guy was Jacking off in the stock yard.

by Kid with assburgars March 1, 2019

Post-Jacking

Post-Jacking: Going way off topic on a Facebook post in lieu of normal human communication in an attempt to up one's cool factor.

That asshole Chuck is going way too far on my post! He is not as cool as he thinks he is! He should be arrested for Post-Jacking

by JamminJimmy July 8, 2010

cash-jacking

Typically done when you need cash and you want to jack it. Someone willingly offers that cash.

Man, I'm so worn out from cash-jacking. Is that some cash? I think it's about time to start jacking it.

by jtrthehax July 12, 2019

packeting

owning nOObs

by pat_ February 22, 2003

Sand-Jacking

To masturbate without lubrication to such an extent that either a callus forms or you develop a scab, usually on the head. Primarily the habit of 12-14 year old boys who have just figured out that there's another use for their penis other than urination and don't know any better. "Super Sand-Jacking" is when someone develops a scab, but does not wait for it to heal and continues to habitually masturbate regardless of the blood and pain. It has been hypothesized that these people are usually the ones who end up addicted to "scarfing" later in life, but never been proven. "Super Sand-Jackers" that eventually find out about lubrication and other less damaging forms of masturbation and abandon this practice are "Lapsed Sand-Jackers"

I was Sand-Jacking so furiously last night I accidentally lit my boxers on fire...!

by ZStar930 January 2, 2011

Chain Jacking

the act of masturbating every 10-15 minutes

(like chain smocking)

"i invited nick over but he was to busy chain jacking"

by tophercat9 May 22, 2010